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Monthly Archives: February 2019

The Fine Line Between Sacred Geometry and Celestial Coprophilia

26-Feb-19

Everything, grounded in the groundless.

War Criminals of The Third Party

24-Feb-19

On casting spells rather than sports.

Planned Obsolescence

18-Feb-19

Collectively indulge in the firing squad goals of public hanging or electric chairing or gas chambering or lethal injectioning or old-fashioned beheading but cannot give the go ahead for sitting politicians to experience tar and feathering.

Metaphysique

13-Feb-19

Mental cheesecake.

Auspicious Nine Lives of a Physicist’s Pet

12-Feb-19

Really wish we still had Aaron around.

Take This Shove and Job It

12-Feb-19

As I asked the Jehovah’s Witnesses who I invited inside while I began slowly undressing, “So what do you like?”

Where Gonzo Journalism Crawled Off to Die

10-Feb-19

If you’ve accepted money from VICE, you help nobody, not even yourself.

Bob Lazar, Whistle-Blower

09-Feb-19

In the poker of the 1%, hands can never be shown, as they are otherwise preoccupied up the hindquarters of their global population of servants.

The Vaughn Ranch Down Solitude Road

07-Feb-19

More country than country.

Fascination Street or Coronation Street

06-Feb-19

A comic spittle of a flock.

Pulling That Tablecloth

05-Feb-19

Anais Nin all night long.